The Minnesota State Fair is renowned for the food. But for my money, it’s the fair goers that are the real draw. This is a list of actual t-shirts worn by fair goers on Saturday.

Fuck Milk…Got Pot?  

-Worn by a woman with a child (that had a rat-tail) standing by the French fry booth.

You’re in America. Speak English.

-Worn by a man with a gunt near Machinery Hill

My Balls are in the Drink

-Worn by a man with a child riding on his shoulders.

Freedom Must Be Defended

-Worn by a man with a serious belt buckle near the root beer barrel.

No Fat Chicks

-Worn by a man who resembled Dom DeLuise

Cannibal Corpse

-Worn by a zit faced teenager near the Sling Shot ride

Cougar Hunter

-Worn by a twenty-something male who resembled Gomer Pyle

I’m having a Maalox Moment

-Worn by Spazz Dad