Todd Smith Spazz Dad blogger

After surviving 13 years of Catholic school in Minneapolis, Todd Smith flew the coop and attended the University of Montana. In Missoula, Todd successfully launched a Thanksgiving turkey out of his dorm room window with a homemade catapult, and to this day he holds the U of M record for the number of times a college senior has soiled himself. After college, Todd embarked on an illustrious career of digging holes, hauling mulch and chewing low-grade tobacco. A bare-knuckle boxing enthusiast, Todd fights in a Twin Cities brawling club under the moniker "Cal Clutterbuck." In 2008, Todd was a finalist for the S.A.D. Award (Stay-at-home Dad of the Year), but was disqualified when it was discovered that he took his four-year-old son to a Motörhead concert.


Spazz Dad

• Hockey Day's Homeboy
• Check Out These Wings of Love
• My Unequivocal Whiteness
• Drinking Wet Socks
• A Christmas Airing of Grievances
• HoliSpazzle
• Real Men Don't Sparkle
• It'll Tickle Yore Innards!
• The Working Men Are Pissed
• My Us Weekly Addiction
• Megan Fox is Deuce Tight
• No Need to Get Scientific
• Wenches Love Me
• Helicopter Moms, Grups, and The Breeders
• A Natural Zesty Enterprise: Lebowski Fest
• Perp Alert
• I'm Having a Maalox Moment
• Straight God Homey
• Teenage Horned Dogs
• The Old Dirty Bastard
• Summer Beard, Dude
• The Testicle Festival
• The Sex Boat is Back
• Airing Out Your Under Carriage
• Is It OK to Taser Children?
• Read This and Feel Less Sucky
• We Are All Passengers on the Titanic
• The Hold Steady Interview (Now With More Photo)
• A Hand Grenade for Freedom
• Who Made You Pope of this Dump?
• The Real Househusbands of Minneapolis
• All the Pieces Fit (In My Mouth)
• On Fathers' Day
• Keep It Simple Stupid
• Do You Know Who You Look Like?
• Captain Awesome and The Rocket
• Viagra for the Colon
• I'm Tired of this Mother F-ing Bat in my House
• A Few Crusty Bitches
• Back Door Spazz
• The Deadliest Husband
• The Suge Knight of Hamburgers
• Semi Charmed Life, My Ass
• The Taliban Hockey Team
• The Dude Wall
• IKEA Is For Lovers
• Too White to Dance
• Raspberry Flavored Cocaine
• Five Signs That I Eat Too Much Punch Pizza
• No Cheering in the Press Box
• Martha Stewart is a Hack
• The First Annual Metro Magazine Man-date
• The Best/Worst Excuse for Missing Work
• Attacked by Goats
• Scrub Off the Skank
• Fear the Cheese!
• Date Night Dental Floss
• Meat Muffins
• The Meat Scooper
• On beer, brats and pterodactyls
• iSweat
• Welcome to the Thunderdome
• Meet Spazz Dad
• The Bacon Man-Date

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12/01/09    To Eat or Not To Eat