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A Scandal of Infinite Proportions
Posted By Scott Schneweis December 4, 2009 | 12:07:00 PM

Accused of being the James Frey of Minneapolis stings, even if it’s just by an anonymous fast food employee via an internet comment.read more

Giving Blood and the Rule of Five Regrets
Posted By Scott Schneweis November 25, 2009 | 1:31:00 PM

When you've only got five regrets in your whole life, it's a shame to waste one on Pamela Anderson.read more

Top Ten Moments in Sideburns History
Posted By Scott Schneweis November 24, 2009 | 1:07:00 PM

Is Joe Mauer's recent MVP a big enough deal to rank among the greatest moments in sideburns history? Certainly not if Aaron Burr has anything to say about it.read more

So, Your Grandma Likes to Kill Things
Posted By Scott Schneweis September 25, 2009 | 3:21:00 PM

If you hang out with a firearm-toting old person, then this is the weekend for you.read more

3 Minutes of Happiness That Doesn't Involve Sex
Posted By Scott Schneweis September 24, 2009 | 10:43:00 AM

A heads up on the best three minutes of TV today. Surprisingly, Jay Leno is going to be prominently involved.read more

Be a Winner, Dress Like Sean Connery
Posted By Scott Schneweis September 23, 2009 | 2:21:00 PM

Because if you trust anybody to make award-winning guacamole, it should be a Russian submarine commander.read more

Putting the Fall in Fall Fashion
Posted By Scott Schneweis September 22, 2009 | 1:04:00 PM

If you go to a runway fashion show, whatever you do, don't trip the models.read more

Email of the Week: Good Writer, Bad Economy
Posted By Scott Schneweis September 3, 2009 | 4:46:00 AM

The best thing about advice is that it doesn't have to be good to give it.read more

A Fairly Lewd Post Involving Guacamole
Posted By Scott Schneweis August 18, 2009 | 1:41:00 PM

Scott excels at both making guacamole and making people uncomfortable. A chance to do both? He wouldn't miss it for the world, and neither should you.read more

Reason #17 I Didn't Make it to the NFL
Posted By Scott Schneweis August 10, 2009 | 12:18:00 PM


(Photo by Sara Rubinstein)

The next time Scott tries to tell you that he almost made it as a professional football player, be sure and remind him of this incident.read more